Yes, we bought more Lego today. Personally I doubt anyone could resist this set though, laden as it is with innuendo. Enjoy my photo story . I will call it The Giant Sardine and the Naughty Pussy.
Oh crap, my cat is stuck up a tree. How irritating.
This really is inconvenient. I may have to stop smilng inanely in a moment.
Hello Madam, can I be of assistance? I couldn’t help but notice that you were smiling inanely up to a cat at the top of this tree.
Oh hello, that’s a lovely helmet you have there, Officer. You must be buffing away at that for hours on end.
Well Madam, enough of the pleasant chit-chat. I rather think that your pussy has had enough by now. It’s quivering with excitement and making a very peculiar noise. Let me bring out something that will perk it up.
I’ve never known a pussy that didn’t go absolutely crazy for my giant sardine.
We are always happy to help a distressed damsel get her hands on an errant pussy.
Yeah, whatevs, Fishface!