Facts in my Pants.

Men probably don’t realise this, but the simple act of using sanitary protection can result in an unwarranted barrage of ‘interesting’ facts, printed, as they are, on the backing of the adhesive strips of said pads. Ok, so it’s only the Libra brand, but seriously guys, if you want to bone up on some zingers to make you the most interesting bloke in the pub, buy a pack. It’s like QI, only more absorbent and with wings.


The peculiar thing is, women generally aren’t quite as fact hungry as men, and I can’t imagine it was a woman who thought of this idea in the first place.

Woman: Hey, you know what would make menstruation more fun? Having Norris McWhirter in the bathroom with you!

If I had MY own way, I would have them feature something that would soothe the raging beast that lurks within me during those precious, intense days of every month.

A picture of Jamiroquai getting punched in the face would more than suffice.


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Here are the letters I write to Sarah, aka Sarge, who will be sadly missed but never forgotten.
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